Simulating the sensation of combat while dry firing with Gas Station male enhancement pills

Walter held the opaque liquid in the shot glass up to the hanging lightbulb in the pallet-reinforced trench and inspected it skeptically.

"So the acid in your mouth neutralizes the venom?" Walter said, flicking the glass with his finger and watching the liquid swirl.

"Yes...I like to swirl it around before swallowing it...exposing it to more Schleim membranes." Hanz said in his thick German accent, using his native word for mucus. "Upon digestion, your body processes it as adrenaline, simulating the thrill and elation of close-range combat," the naturalized former SS NCO turned master sergeant in the 1st Cavalry Division explained to Walter.

As the light buzzed, Walter stared at the shot glass, closed his eyes, and threw the shot glass back.

That was 1967 in a trench outside of Saigon, and the liquid in the shot glass was cobra venom bought off a Hmong mercenary. Since that night and the subsequent 24 hours of atrial fibrillation and paranoia-fueled target practice on stray cats, Walter has incorporated nootropics into both his dry and live-fire training rudiments. These days, he likes to use a proprietary blend of gas station-sold male enhancement pills and octane fuel booster. Although other nootropics are arguably better suited for simulating the sensations of the battlefields, these options are hard to track down without a prescription. Gas station boner pills, on the other hand, are readily available and economically priced and are 95% as effective, with the benefits lasting up to a week in some cases.

Walter likes to take roughly twice the recommended dose and perform dry fire and one reload one drill. As the pills take hold of his arteries and the blood starts moving, Walter likes to set a shot timer with a par time of two and a half seconds. Once familiar with the ebbs and flows of the stimulation, Walter likes to switch to live fire with a suppressed handgun and an 8-inch gong suspended from a section of 3/8 chain hanging in his garage with frangible copper ammo. Make a hit, and the steel plate will spin around before settling in place. Miss, and the bullet will go through the next two adjacent condos.

Some bowlers rely on competition to give a similar sense of adrenaline and pressure, but in Walter's opinion, there is really no substitute for gas station boner pills and an evening and subsequent morning of dry fire training. Here are some of Walter's favorite gas station male nootropics.